Good evening, readers of my blog. Yes, both of you. How are you? I don't care. :)
Well, New Years Eve is almost upon us.. and you know what that means. That's right. All of your Facebook friends will soon be sharing their goals and memories with you, even though you couldn't possibly care less. So, like a considerate motherfucker, I'm going to do that here. And really only here. Because my goals are my own and the life changes ahead of me are also my own. So here are my three forthcoming 2014 major plans:
- Health. Everyone has at least one person in their life that is making it their goal to lose a fuck ton of weight in the new year. I'm less concerned with my weight and more concerned with my health. So in 2014, I plan on being primarily vegan and as healthful as I possibly can be. I'm pushing 30. My metabolism is about to quit on me. It's time to kick my own ass into gear by also working out more to aid in my increased health!
- Internet. In the new year, I fully plan to use the internet more to my advantage. I'm an aspiring comedian. I have this time off to do comedy things and I'm not doing them, except for my live shows. I'm going to make better use of my time and of the internet in 2014 and have a sketch or a character or some sort of comedy video up on YouTube at least once a week.
- Relocation. This one has taken me a long time to come to. Initially, when I was thinking about what to do when my lease is up in June, I had a lot of ideas about where I want to relocate. You'll find out at midnight tomorrow when the post goes up, but I will be relocating in the summer of 2014. Details then. :)
So there you have it. These are my realistic goals and plans for the coming year. My last blog post of the year is scheduled for tomorrow night at midnight, like I said, so from the present, I wish you all a safe and a happy New Years Eve. May you get drunk on all of the booze and arrive safely to and from your destinations of choice.
Some kind of sincere love I guess,
Shface
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