In my last post I mentioned that I couldn't really give a tangible personification of the realityness of the characters in Fifty Shades of Grey. Or I couldn't picture the characters clearly in my brain, to the layperson.
WELL, this morning, I was laying in bed playing "what day is it?" when it hit me like a whip on the ass in the Red Room of Pain... Christian Grey is Sterling Archer in my mind.
For anyone who's never SEEN Archer, first of all I pity you and second of all.. here's a little visual aid:
Yes. A cartoon. But in my brain he's not a cartoon, he's a person.. who looks identical to this. Sans pug.
Or maybe something more akin to this:
I don't know. Either way, this is the first cartoon to ever have given me a total boner. And for that, I commend you, Sterling Archer!
DANGER ZONE!
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