First of all, PediaSure's slogan should be "PediaSure: For When You're Too Much of a Pussy to Make Your Kid Eat".
I have no issue with the PediaSure product itself. It's supplemental nutrients. I'm all for children's health.
It's the commercials I can't stand.
Each commercial starts with a mother at her child's mercy begging said child to eat.
<PROBLEM> As a parent, you should not BEG your kids to do anything. You are the parent! In my day, if you didn't eat what was in front of you, you didn't eat! Trust me, kids aren't fond of starvation.
Each commercial contains the paraphrased line "My kid is a picky eater".
<PROBLEM> Welcome to America. Where our asshole children are allowed to be picky about the myriad of food they're provided with.
And OF COURSE your son is running slow! He's dressed up like fucking french fries!
I guess these commercials grate on my every nerve with parents letting kids do whatever they want. No amount of PediaSure can replace the healthy foods Michelle Obama would like to Gallagher your children with. And I'm sure that's somewhere in the fine print on these stupid ass commercials.
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