New Years Eve: The Reckoning

Yes, OF COURSE I'm going to review Paranormal Activity: The Marked ones. But that post is not THIS post. It'll be the next one, I assure you, because I have a fuck of a lot to say about it.

But I figured I'd recap my New Years Eve for you, since I made such a big to-do about it.

Well, first of all, it snowed like a motherfucker and it was the first of three days of pure intense snow here in Chicago. So, it was a mess even getting to the train station mid day. Imagine it looked something like this:

and also like this:

It's almost like you were there, huh? Anyhow, one bus, two train rides and a lovely ride from a friend later, I found myself at a most beautiful hotel. Imagine it looked something like this:

We did some pre-gaming and drank some apple pie moonshine. Yes, apple pie moonshine. Imagine it:

Then it was time for my date and I to get ourselves all dolled up for the evening...

Can you imagine?!!

Once we were sufficiently stunning, it was time to head down to the party. You know, where the action is.

If you can even imagine it, this is one of the rooms. Imagine.

I have to say, I had a really good time. Let's imagine together:

Great time.

A really great time.

Best night ever.

So much fun.

So much fun.

Having a hilarious time.

Oh man, who let these guys play?

Alright, alright, alright. Fuck you, I really did have a good time, I guess.

Hope all y'alls NYE was equally as thrilling. Here's to the shit 2014 is about to take on our collective chest.