Monday, January 6, 2014

Birthday Week (Day 6)

If you're like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" cause you missed Day 7... fuck you, it's right here.

#6 - If you do enough dumb shit when you're drunk, you'll eventually develop an anxiety that will replace hangovers.

In the past year, I've stopped drinking as much as I used to. When I call myself a part-time alcoholic, I really only mean that I'm a social drinker. Once in a great, great while I'll have a night where I just pound out a bunch of beers at home watching a movie and end up drunk texting my friend's boss about what an asshole he is. Which leads me to this very point.

Over the past year or so, whenever I have actually gotten drunk, I wake up with a crippling anxiety the next morning out of sheer panic that I'd done something really stupid the night before. The reason for this is that every time I'd gotten real drunk in 2012, I'd woken up the next morning to find out I'd done something really stupid the night before. So in place of hangovers, I now have panic attacks.


Gatorade.

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