Coconut Oil
As a human with a number of stupid skin problems and hair that commits suicide all the time, I absolutely adore Coconut Oil. There's really not much you cannot use Coconut Oil for. It's an oil treatment for your hair, it's fucking great for your skin, it's a makeup remover, it's a sunscreen, it heals bacterial infections, it fades bruises. And that's just topical! You can also eat this magnificent stuff! It doesn't taste very good, but it's fucking phenomenal for the immune system, it works wonders on your skin and it also is an appetite suppressant. It has to be virgin and it has to be organic. There's a "that's what he/she said" joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to find it. So go click up there where it says "Coconut Oil". No, not that one. The other one. The other one. The FIRST one! There ya go.
Black Cherry Rum
If you are of legal drinking age, or if you are not - your life choices are none of my business - get your filthy mitts on a bottle of Cruzan Black Cherry Rum and a 2L of Diet Pepsi. Add ice and good god, it's a Wild Cherry Pepsi that will fuck you up!
Bill Hader!
It wouldn't be a day if the day didn't involve something about Saturday Night Live. This week, Bill Hader is on the list of things I love. Homeboy celebrated his 35th birthday on the 7th and will of course no longer be on SNL. So let's just celebrate his face. And sweater choices. Herb Welch lives!
Improvisation
As an improviser, I fucking love improvising! It's that simple. If you've never seen improv, do yourself a favor and find the nearest venue! You can find a Second City in Chicago, Toronto and Hollywood. Or there's always UCB NY or The Groundlings. And certainly there are smaller, lesser known theatres with improvised shows as well.
Toddlers and Tiaras
I want to preface this one by saying that I fucking hate reality tv.. but somehow T&T always sucks me in. The parents are usually awful people and the concept of pageants makes me sick.. but it's like a trainwreck I cannot get enough of.
Simple Skin Products
I have very angry, very sensitive skin. I have a little bit of an obsession with skin products because I like to experiment and see which ones work and what they do, consumerism blah blah blah. My friend told me about Simple skin wash and I tried it and I fell in love with it. Fucking in love with it. And every skincare product I've bought from them has been amazing. I recommend the face wash, the exfoliating cloths, the toner and the moisturizer. They're only a little bit pricey, but they're worth it.
Alright, idiots. That's all of my things I fucking love for today.
Have a stellar Sunday, kittens.
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