Hello.
I want biscuits and gravy. How are you? Great. Are you biscuits and gravy? No? Then get off my front porch, Janice.
I've never had biscuits and gravy.
But enough about me and more about me!
What's new in my life, you don't ask because you don't care? Well, let me tell you, friend!
I'm auditioning for a new improv team next week. I'm fully unprepared and also slightly ambivalent about it! But I also have to have some written stuff for it, so gotta get the juices flowin'. Preferably orange, but I'm partial to a good apple.
WHAT ELSE?
Uh.. I painted my nails last week.
NO WAY!
Way.
So Jonah Hill is going to be the star of the Mrs. Doubtfire remake.
GROSS!
I know!
Alright. Well, I gotta go.
Have a bitchin day bye!
